Should the Motion Picture Association of America add a sixth rating? The current set of five includes G, for general audiences:
PG, parental guidance suggested; PG-13, parents strongly cautioned; R, restricted; and NC-17, no one 17 and
under admitted. Pressure is building to subdivide R into two new ratings, one for fleetingly racy material, and another (already informally known as
hard-R) for extremely graphic horror pics. There are precedents for subdivision and name changing. After all, before there were PG and PG-13,
there was a single M rating, for mature audiences. And X changed its name to NC-17 when the terms obscene and pornographic
became "legal terms for courts to decide," as the MPAA notes in its explanation of
ratings (a comic masterpiece of hairsplitting and equivocation). Now pressure is building from parent groups who feel, as Variety explains, that the current R "is too broad,
encompassing everything from a few swear words or brief flashes of nudity to repeated scenes of stomach-churning mutilation and
disembowelments." Hollywood is listening, but doesn't want to shove hard-R titles into NC-17 because exhibitors shun films in that ultimate category
almost completely and Blockbuster won't stock them at all. My suggestion: Rather than complicate the system with a sixth rating, keep the hard-R
material within R, and move soft-R material down into a broadened PG-13. The MPAA's rating guide already uses 306 words to describe PG-13
versus a mere 65 words to describe R. I say add another hundred words of fork-tongued bureaucratese to PG-13 and call it a day. (The illustration
is facetious, not a serious proposal.)