Happy Birthday Television!
Not only is today the start of the year of the Ox - Happy New Year, China, but it's also the birthday of the television. Way, way back in 1926, John Baird demonstrated the device in London.
You have two choices: go home and share a cupcake with the birthday gadget, or in honor of the big day, go out and buy a brand new set to honor the day. Personally, I'm leaning towards the cupcake. —Leslie Shapiro