What's worse than dead puppies? Not a nuclear holocaust, silly - lighten up! It's Full Auto. Like Hot Wheels in hell, this is some kid's wet dream: mounted with machine guns and grenade launchers, cars vroom to the finish line while attempting to destroy each other. Sounds fun, sure, but it's totally mindless. For next-gen fare, it's also surprisingly dated, with ugly vehicles, iffy course design, and repetitive sound that just seems to drone on and on and on. It's a full-on dodo.